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YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN L.A….

By Shon Lomax

WHEN EVERYONE IS TALKING ON AN IPHONE ABOUT THE IPHONE.

WHEN TRAFFIC IS SO THICK YOU HAVEN’T EVEN NOTICED THAT YOU’RE STILL IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

WHEN EVERY OTHER PERSON IS AN ACTOR/MODEL/DANCER/BARTENDER/SERVER AND IT’S ALL STATED ON THEIR BUSINESS CARD.

WHEN PEOPLE TALK MORE ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS ON  FACEBOOK THAN THEIR REAL ONES.

WHEN YOU SEE MORE DOGS THAN PEOPLE.

WHEN YOU VALET YOUR CAR AND NONE OF THE GUYS  SPEAK ENGLISH.

WHEN YOU’RE INVITED TO GO TO VEGAS BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ALWAYS GOING TO VEGAS AND THEY CAN’T BELIVE THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN TO VEGAS.

WHEN EVERY OTHER CAR IS A BLACK RANGE ROVER OR A BLACK BMW.

WHEN ALL YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IS GOING TO THE GYM, WORKING OUT, BEING VEGAN, EATING RAW, BIKRAM YOGA, GLUTEN FREE, DAIRY FREE, BUYING ORGANIC, SHOPPING AT TRADER JOE’S OR WHOLE FOODS.

WHEN FOOD TRUCKS HAVE BECOME MORE POPULAR THAN ACTUAL RESTAURANTS.

WHEN SOMEONE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT A CAUSE AND SAVING US ALL.


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